Automatic Celery

I feel like one of the main things people should know about me is that I have an...UNCOMFORTABLE relationship with vegetables. In the sense that it makes me uncomfortable how I have to go throw up every time I smell or, heaven forfend, TASTE a vegetable. They taste like green and dirt and although green and dirt are nice useful necessary things that I enjoy seeing with my eyes, I do not like it when they get in my nose and/or mouth. Gross. Interestingly enough I was just having a conversation about this with some gal pals last night, and was firmly asserting that vegetables are. the. WORST. when then I get home that night and what do I find? Mom, preparing EVERY VEGETABLE EVER. Because of school today when we are talking about farms at station day and the activity in out classroom is EATING EVERY VEGETABLE EVER. As an adult, I am horrified. Imagining myself as one of the five year olds coming through here today, it is apocalyptic.