WEIRD/FUNNY STORY: So, I sat on my cemetery rock for a while, read my book, looked at the pretty mountains, etc. Then some lady with a dog went walking past and the dog ran up to me and pooped at my feet. Which isn't even the weird funny part, although, um, maybe it should be. Anyway, I figured that about ruined the tranquility of THAT glorious moment, so I left. As I'm going down those stairs outside the gate, this CAT comes out of the foliage and is all purring and getting up in my business, like walking through my legs and whatnot. So I just keep walking, cross the street, and start walking back to the main drag, and this cat keeps following me! He kept purring and purring and if I stopped he would come up and rub up on my legs and wait for me to go on! It was so weird! So, for like 3 or 4 blocks I mysteriously became The Cat Whisperer. It got to the point where I was like, shoot, this is what people mean when they say some animal just followed them home so they put out a bowl of milk and now it is their pet! Which was flattering in a way, because I guess I am so desperate for approval that the passing fancy of a CAT is enough to make me feel all warm and fuzzy....but anyway. My theory is that the cat is imbued with the spirit of a long dead mining town settler who noticed me spending time with their grave and chose me to take care of their unfinished earthly business or wreck their vengeance upon the land or something. Updates to follow, when and if the undead cat returns with a more clearly stated purpose. |
7 comments:
Awesome. And gross-I hate seeing dogs pooping. I was telling Danny that just the other day. Weird.
I hate cats! That one doesn't look too ominous, though. If it had been black, I would have been scared.
Yes. This is Celia. Not Nathan, by the way.
are undead cats like zombie cats? vampire cats? incubus-type cats? I see a major novel in the distance--maybe that is the undead purpose....check out the names on the headstones for the characters, ok? PS. Your fav rat kid is in big trouble and will be exiled to the yellow table tomorrow. I am sure he wishes you were around to calm my wrath......
PS #2, Thanks for posting AGAIN! I checked off and on all day, and gave up about an hour ago. Just as dad checked before bed he said, "ok look Katy is at the cemetery" (or words to that effect) and I knew that you had a new post up!!! I was super happy.
Mom--"incubus-type cats"? THAT'S SICK.
Umm, this makes me think you ARE Anne of the Island (the cemetery was one of her favorite places at Redmond), which is AMAZINGLY AWESOME. And then a cat adopted her when she first moved there too, so if you want to keep with the parallel name it Rusty. You'll hate it and then learn to love it.
All right. Enough of my literary nerdiness!
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