that if you are ever in a quiet, crowded place, like say a computer lab or the testing center during finals week) and you are having some kind of phlegmatic throat debacle, you will quietly go out to a bathroom, DEAL WITH IT, and then come back and STOP, FOR THE LOVE, making gross phlegmy cough/throat clearing sounds every 6.4 seconds.
THE SOCIAL NICETIES WILL BE OBSERVED, SIR. I SAID GOOD DAY.
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Dad and I sat in front of someone at CHURCH who did it all through Sacrament meeting. I thought I was going to throw up before the meeting was over!!! Yikes, Christy was on the computer before me, I see--this is not she, but your mom. :)
Okay Katy, I get the message. I'm sorry about Saturday. Holy cow.
There was this guy in high school who, as it turned out, had walking pneumonia for pretty much all of our Junior year. PLUS allergies. Which meant he was constantly, and I do mean CONSTANTLY, incredibly phlegmy. Nasty, snorty, watery, BLEH. And then one time on a field trip he sneezed into my hair. I gagged for hours afterward. But I vividly remember taking an essay test in English and it was dead quite except for his constant SNORTING. Gag gag gag.
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