Epic Paper: Part 4

Guys, I'm just so sick of being here. Which is ridiculous because it's only been like an hour or two, and I've done very little actual work...ugh. Also, it is getting annoyingly busy over here, down LRC lane. When I got here at like 7 it was practically empty, or you know, at least half or somehting--now there are people all over the dang place, with like babies and whatnot! Why would osmeone need a baby in the LRC? I don't want to know. Why would some joker think it was appropriate to sit down on my row and then have a nice full-voiced chat with his little pal across the aisle? The mind boggles.