Monday, September 22, 2008

Happy Birthday to Nieman

A LIST OF MY ARCH NEMESES

1) Garbanzo beans.
a)any bean, or member of the legume family

2)"Hoppy Bugs"
a)crickets
b)grasshoppers
c)any other bug that hops and is menacing (ie all of them)

3)Raptors
a)raptor-zombies

4)Anyone who had a hand in creating the result of Nieman being in Logan right now (instead of in my fond embrace).
a)fate, providence, 124.77 miles

5)Zombies
a)zombie-raptors


4 comments:

Karen said...

Glad you have plans to avoid the raptor and raptor-zombie groups. I didn't know that a raptor-zombie class did exsist--and it is certainly more scary than the regular dog-zombie or little kid-zombie....

Katy said...

Whoa mom, NOTHING is scarier than little kid zombies. You should really reconsider your career choices.

Kaity said...

shake-a-doo anders, i had no idea you didn't like legumes. and yes, our current proximal dilemma concerns me too. remember when i turned 16 and we went ice blocking and caught a frog and our friendship was forever forged in the fire of the night? me too.

Becca said...

SPENCER DANGER BLOCK!!!! That cute little frog. He always reminds me of Alden.