This comic (from katebeaton.com) makes me ashamed that I've never taken advantage of what MS Paint has to offer.

Today was a pretty good time.  Becca had a brilliant FHE activity for us--gospel finger painting!  To be perfectly honest,  the best part was the post-FHE finger painting riffs.  Becca and Bentley and I made some pretty fantastic masterpieces--if I ever find my battery camera charger I'll take a picture and post it post haste.  For now, I must resume my role of stats zombie as I prepare for this week's midterm which is certain to eat my soul.  I can already feel the life force ebbing away.  You know in Dark Crystal, how the Skeksis (that's the proper spelling, I jsut ran downstairs and checked the DVD box) have the crystal shard and when they make the little people (I'm pretending that I don't know that they're called Podlings) look at it it sucks out their life essence and then the Skesis drink it and it makes them younger?  Yeah, so that's pretty much what Stats 221 is--I'm pretty sure my professor is just a really well disguised Skeksi, and every time I show up to an activity or do a quiz she soaks up my life force and slowly drains me dry.  

  Yeah, so these are some Skesis.  I think the one on the right is my teacher.  She's done a pretty good job with the human disguise, but those glasses are a dead give away.  And I'm pretty sure she wore that collar to class on Thursday--I guess she's willing to blow the whole thing in the misguided name of fashion.