No, I did not change my major to "Nouns that start with "B" and verbs that end with "ing""
But I'm thinking about it.
I had my first basketweaving class last night, and it was awesome. All I want to do right now is go home, get out my spray bottle, and start soaking strips of ratan wood to finish weavign my market basket. But sadly, I'm involved in this thing called "academic classes" which means that instead I have to be in the library right now trying to write a response paper for my Robert Frost class. Good thing Frost is also awesome, or I would quit right now. Although frankly, studying Frost isn't helping me be more invested in my college education. He dropped out of Dartmouth halfway through his first semester. What happens to college drop outs? They get numerous Pulitzers. Apparently he hated beign told what to read and when--he said he could go home and read whatever he wanted to on his own schedule, and be as educated as anyone else. SOUNDS GOOD. That's the thing that's been bugging me this semeseter so far. I'll be honest--usually, given leisure time, I'll squander it watching trashy TV or reading trashy books. But htis semester, the stuff I'm trying to do on the side is actuall yproductive to my intellectual growth and my personal development! I just want to weave baskets, help paint Celia's living room, and read Brideshead Revisited! Is that so wrong? Apparently it is, because I'm supposed to be spending my time making up garbage to be my 'response' to Frost's first book of poetry and doing Stats quizzes. Stick a fork in me, I'm disenchanted with the enforced set up of my college education.
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I'll drop out if you will.
I think you can make books and baskets AND write Frost-like poetry. Look at me with my own google account. There's no escape!
You are so funny Kate. I'm glad you're back to blogging! I've missed your witty prose. I'm very glad that basketweaving is fun. I'm sorry I lied to you about Stats-I thought it would be encouraging-but now I see that telling you Stats was fine has just left you feeling more disallusioned now that you know it is crap. Oh well. College wouldn't be college if you didn't want to drop out and become a professional basket-weaver instead.
PLEASE blog more. I get so sad when I check and recheck and there is not a new, lovely, funny blog to read.
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